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TV Show: All In The Family
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: "What happened to my eggs over easy and my crispy bacon?"
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: "I've learned to expect nuttin' but aggravation from you anyhow!"
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: "Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah"
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: "That's cause you're a Meathead"
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Archie: "Well ya know who I think you should call?"
Edith: "Who?"
Archie: "Chicken Delight Edith cause we ain't gonna get no supper outta you!""
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: "Here we are, come and get it!"
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: "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook"
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: "DB Edith"
Edith: "DB?"
Archie: "Ding Bat"
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: "What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order?"
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: "Here's your beer Archie"
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: "I can't find it"
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: "So why don't ya fix it Meadhead, hah?"
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: "Don't try to be funny, will ya Meathead"
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: "It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead"
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: "Jefferson's brother - "Well, what you see is what you get"
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: "Good evening all, and a wonderful evening it's gonna be"
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: "65 percent of the people murdered in the last 10 years were killed by hand guns"
Archie: "Would it make you feel any better little girl if they was pushed outta windows?"
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: "How do ya do!"
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: "Get me an ice bag, will ya"
Edith: "For your head?"
Archie: "No Edith, I wanna build an igloo"
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: "Hey, are you listening to me, Hey Meathead!"
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: "Well don't be lookin' at me. Nothin' I can do about it. Go on and go about your business"
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: "Well that's what it looks like I know, but how do you know that what you see, is all there is?"
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: "It's been a charmin' interlude"
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Archie: "Edith where are ya?"
Edith: "Is that you Archie?"
Archie: "No its Marcus Welby makin' a house call!"
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: "Certainly all them surgeons are highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they operate?"
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: "Meat head, that means dead from the neck up"
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: "First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized"
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: "You're a pip, ya know that?"
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: "Let's get to the point, hah?"
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: " Can't you ask me an intelligent question?"
Mike: "I didn't wanna confuse you"
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: "See these guys are all the same, they take one fall in an argument and they throw in the towel"
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: "Well, that's what they say"
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: " I got a lot of things to say to you, you get right over here"
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: "Ya know you are totally incomphrensible"
Archie: "Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense"
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: "So just this once, can't ya share a little, huh?"
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: "You sure are shoveling it tonight, Arch"
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: "Friend of Mike's - "Hey, what's happin' man?"
Archie: "I'm havin' a stroke"
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: "I didn't say that"
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: "That was so thrilling"
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yelling: "How can you people say I'm uptight? Do I look uptight?"
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: "The world keeps turning over, and every time it turns, it leans on me"
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: "Ah, he's all right. Just a little indigestion, comes from eating his own words"
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: "Ya got a very worfed sense of humor"
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Archie Bunker: "We didn't come out from under no rocks, we didn't have no tails, and we didn't come from monkees, you atheistic pinko meathead!"
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Archie: Dogs off the coffee table! 00:02 32 Kb 680
Archie: Keep away from me, meathead! 00:01 20 Kb 655
Archie: You are a meathead. 00:02 18 Kb 1066
Archie: And didn't I bring you coffee up to bed like I do every Christmas morning?
Edith: Yeah, Archie.
Archie: All right. That shows you I ain't down. You got to be up to remember to do a thing like that once a year.
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Archie: All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain't proof that he's the Son of God, then nothing is. 00:11 43 Kb 661
Archie: You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. 00:05 19 Kb 763
Archie: What is the matter with you? 00:02 9 Kb 854
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