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TV Show: 3rd Rock From The Sun
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: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (without James Earl Jones)"
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: " 3rd Rock from the Sun Theme Song (with James Earl Jones)"
00:37 397 Kb 735
Harry: "They're here! They're here! Albino brain chiggers! Cover your ears!"
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Dick: "Just act normal."
Mary: "I'd ask you to do the same but I'm afraid that ship has sailed."
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Tommy: "If you believe in miracles, love at first sight and breakfast in bed, contact me for adventures in truth."
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Harry: "Once again, I'm a little disappointed."
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Sally: "Agua la vista, baby."
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Officer Don: "She thinks she is all that but she is not all that."
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Officer Don: "Ass right there freeze hole!"
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Dick: "Don't try to kiss up. Your ass is grass."
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Sally: "Now five percent is not gratitude mister. It's an invitation to an ass-kicking."
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Sally: "Do you really want to be the subject of some alien autopsy show on theFox network?"
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Harry: "Bagels... Bagels! We don't need no stinking bagels!"
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Dick: "Oh yeah, some people are bastards."
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Harry: "That'll be cool."
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Harry: "This sounds like it's gonna be hard."
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Dick: "I find you pompous, judgemental and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?"
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Dick: "Behold the glory that is me."
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Mary: "This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!"
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Harry: "You have reached the transmitting signal for the Big Giant Head. All Big Giant circuits are busy right now. Please stay on the line... (singing) doo doo doo..."
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Mary: "You are the biggest fool I have ever known."
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Sally: "I'm a big, angry virgin and I'm happy about it."
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Mary: "Oh, I knew that would come back and bite me in the ass."
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Dick: "Bite me!"
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Dick: "There's the black fly in your chardonay!"
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Sally: "I could belch the alphabet and men with PHDs would be asking me to tutor their kids."
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Dick: "What a bunch of crap!"
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Dick: "My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride."
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Tommy: "Tonight is my chance to get into Bra-ville."
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Sally: "My breasts feel like two hot steaming bowls of chili!"
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Harry: "We're an interstellar squad of superior beings for godsakes! Now quit your bitchin' and get out of the kitchen!"
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Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston): Well, Don, if I had a gun like that I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk till I ran out of bullets. 00:05 57 Kb 736
Sally: "I know, he's my wittle bunny wabbit."
00:03 27 Kb 618
Sally: "Where do I bury my family after the burglers have pumped bullets into their skulls while you guys are strolling over."
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Sally: "Shut up butt rash!"
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Harry & Dick: "Who you gonna call Dick?!" "Ghostbusters!"
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Dick: "Call me an idiot!"
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Dick: "We're going camping."
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Dick: "Be sure to listen to the car salesman. He's your friend and he's there to help."(69k)"
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Dick: "Come out, come out!"
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Dick: "No, I will never come to my senses."
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Harry: "Are you coming on to me?"
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Mary: "A man and a woman cannot connect intellectually without eventually connecting with their connectors."
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Mary: "Ok, that's it. You are officially out of control."
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Mary: "Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest."
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Harry: "Well that looks pretty crappy."
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Officer Don: "Ok, so she's crazy. But she's got legs up to her face."
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Dick: "Peace on Earth, good will toward men... What a crock!"
00:03 30 Kb 609
Dick: "That would be 'Da Bomb'..."
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Harry: "Who's you're daddy? Daddy loves you..."
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Harry: "Prepare to be dazzled."
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Dick: "I'm the devil's candy!"
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Dick: "It's like those sneaker ads say, 'Just do her.'"
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Harry: "Wow, that's something I don't hear very often."
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Dick: "I don't want to play anymore!"
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Dick: "Oooh, a doobie. Let's bogart that fat boy."
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Officer Don: "I guess I'm down with that."
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Officer Don: "That I'm not down with."
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Tommy: "Death sent me an e-mail."
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Dick: "That's Earth baby!"
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Harry: "You're not Eddie."
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Sally: "No speeka de eengleesh."
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Sally: "It tastes like a bad egg. You know, the kind that gives you the burps."
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Harry: "I'm betting it has something to do with El Nino."
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Dick: "You're an evil genius!"
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Tommy: "Feels like my eyes have been blown wide open."
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Dick: "Hello. My name is Dick and I'm a fat loser."
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Dick: "I can't allow women to fight over me, not even if they're wearing bikinis in a big tub of mud!"
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Harry: "Woah, you've been bobbing for some funky apples man."
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Dick: "Everywhere I turn, football, football, big fat shmootball."
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Harry: "Your boss is a moron, put your foot in his butt!"
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Dick: "You shut your foul mouth!"
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Nina: "Oh, don't involve me in that freak show."
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Dick: "They can take your legs, but they'll never take your freedom!"
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Sally: "Ooh, look at me, I'm so important. My father's Darth Vader."
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Officer Don: "You spend your life around garbage, you start to stink."
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Harry: "Mmmmmmmmmm, garlicy."
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Dick: "Why can't we all just not get along?"
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Dick: "God bless America!"
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Harry: "Ohh, that's gonna hurt."
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Dick: "You're gorgeous!"
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Dick: "Baby got back!"
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Tommy & Dick: "Uh oh!" "She's got the kung fu!"
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Dick: "I had sex again."
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John Cleese: "You have the head of a cookie. I want to eat you."
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Harry: "Squeeze my head, it's soft."
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Dick: "I'd like to drill holes in your head and suck all your thoughts out with a straw."
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Dick: "Hey baby, what's shaking?"
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Dick: "Well, I am the High Commander."
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Dick: "You want the truth?! Well I can't handle the truth!"
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Harry: "Harry Solomon, Hollywood Stuntman."
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Harry: "Harry Solomon, United States Ambassador to Portugal."
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Dick: "And to think, I had my hand in that man's humidor!"
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George Takei: "I'm George Takei dammit!"
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Harry: "Oh, look at this. I bet they break the genetic code and realize Scully's been implanted by the Smoking Guy."
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Mary: "To say that you behave childishly is an insult to children everywhere."
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Mary: "I swear, sometimes this job just sucks the life out of me."
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Harry: "Is that how you get your jollies you sick bastard?"
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Nina: "You can kiss my black behind."
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Dick: "Fa la la la la la la la no."
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Dick: "For a larger woman you hardly sweat at all."
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Tommy & Harry: "Holy cow! We weren't just dating leggy babes..." "We were dating leggy babes from beyond!"
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Dick: "There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself, especially if you look like me."
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Dick: "I look absolutely precious."
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Sally: "Look at me dammit, I'm your little princess!"
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Dick: "She's got me all tangled up in one big doughy love pretzel."
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Dick: "Hi, I'm Dick Solomon. I'm tight with the money, but never with the lovin'."
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Sally & Tommy: "Wait, lust is a deadly sin?" "It is if you do it right."
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Dick: "I have a magic foot!"
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Dick: "I see you're getting ready for the arrival of Professor McBitch."
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Tommy: "You are a meat head!"
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Mary: "You're a big, fat, bumbling, oblivious, pepe-wearing, mega idiot!"
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Harry: "Well the Big Giant Head's got to have a merit badge for that."
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Dick: "I'm all messed up inside mama..."
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Nina: "That's messed up!"
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Nina: "You are some messed-up white people."
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Dick: "You've got to have more sex!"
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Harry: "I guess I just can't have nice things."
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Dick: "Who needs fun anyway..."
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Harry: "Nooooooooo!"
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Sally: "I'll call you when I'm not myself anymore."
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Dick: "Pudding whipped? I am not pudding whipped!"
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George Takei: "Oh my!"
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Dick: "Oh my god!"
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Dick: "Apparently, being human involves more than just two arms, two legs and the occasional major orifice."
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Dick: "You made a nice comment about the size of my package."
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Dick: "I'm not wearing any panties."
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Dick: "Well, it's no cake walk being the dashing patriarch, but I deal withit."
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Sally: "My name is no longer Sally. I now go by the name... Paul Mitchell."
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Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion"
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Harry: "Harry sits on a whoopee cushion and excuses himself."
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Dick: "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"
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Dick: "Once again I find myself at the mercy of someone I wouldn't let pick my nose."
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Dick: "I don't want to play any of their reindeer games."
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Mary: "Finally, his eyes came to rest upon the lush, mossy valley from whence all pleasures sprang."
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Sally: "I'm gonna have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass."
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Dick: "You strident, power-mad tart!"
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Dr. Dick Solomon (John Lithgow): I look absolutely precious! 00:02 19 Kb 613
Harry: "Ok, but don't touch the face... cause I'm a pretty man."
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Harry: "Permission to speak, High Commander..."
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Dick: "I see the mashed potatoe fumes have gone to your brain."
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Sally: "Yeah Dick, whipped like pudding."
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Harry: "Well I don't mind reading, it's reading books that I hate."
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Dick: "I am red freaking hot!"
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Dick: "Ribbed for her pleasure, but I turned them inside-out."
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Dick & Harry: "How about scratching?" "Outside the pants, manly." "Inside the pants?" "Too manly."
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Dick: "I am so screwed."
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Sally: "Will someone please shoot me in the eye?"
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Dick & Sally: "I'm tired of feeling like a Catholic school boy always getting his knuckles rapped by the nun he's dating." "So what's Sister Mary Albright going to say about this?"
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Officer Don: "If this relationship were a snail, it would be mocked by the other, faster snails."
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Dick: "Does it rhyme with snuclear?"
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Dick: "Just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody."
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Dick: "Excuse me, do you carry Spanish Fly?"
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Mary: "You better be nice to me if you want your stalking stuffed."
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Dick: "That is such a lie!"
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Tommy: "Boy is this sucking!"
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Sally: "How nice... The gift that keeps on sucking."
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Officer Don: "Now you're talking like a man!"
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Harry: "Talk to the hand."
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Harry: "Thank you for calling the Big Giant Head. We didn't make the Head, we make it Big and Giant."
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Harry: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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Harry: "This is odd."
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Dick: "Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I can not touch you here or there. I can not touch you anywhere!"
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Dick: "You got your trout in my peanut butter."
Harry: "Your peanut butter got on my trout."
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Dick: "Well tough tinsel!"
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Dick: "Two thumbs up... way up."
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Mary & Dick: "You jackass! Yeah, you jackass!"
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Dick: "I won't have you poisoning her mind with your utero-centric propaganda."
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Sally: "You just pucker up, vapor lock onto your bosses butt and hold on."
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Sally: "Must have Viper..."
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Dick: "Keep running you vulgar slut!"
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Harry: "Would you like to buy a vowel?"
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Sally: "Come on boys, who wants meat?"
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Harry: "Weasel..."
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Mary: "What did you just do?!"
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Dick: "Hello, what do you want?"
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Dick: "What do you want?"
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Tommy: "You are so whipped."
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Harry: "Who, me? (belch)"
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Dick: "It's time to who for what what?"
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Harry: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
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Sally: "The only time a woman is allowed to get fat is when she's pregnant, but she can't even enjoy it cause she's barfing all the time and her boobs have turned into a restaurant."
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Sally: "I'm sorry. Was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie?"
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Dick: "You tramp!"
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